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September 10, 2004

Gus blogs, again...

(WARNING: there is a fair amount of dog poop talk in this post. It is our ode to The Dooce.)

Hi everyone!

My Lisa took me to my special vet today. I was soooooooooo excited to ride in the car! There was lots of construction on the way to the vet. I made sure I helped the nice men in the road. I barked! I snorfled! I farted in my Lisa's car I was so excited! When I get worked up, I give myself gas.

My Lisa says I am her Nasty Boy. Teehee!

I have had a very itchy snout lately. I also have a wierd patch on one of my hind legs. I chew and chew it, but I only get yelled at. (dog sighs) My Lisa said that we were going to make sure my guts were OK, and then we would see about my snout. Thank goodness!

We got to the vet early. I jumped in my Lisa's lap because we were stopped and I know that when we stop, we've arrived! She pushed me off though, and explained that we were early, and she was going to call my Grandma in Florida while we waited. She talked to my Florida Grandma and told me that they are very worried in the Florida place. I gave my Lisa lots of kisses, because she seemed kinda sad. Then I barked out the window at a big poodle bitch. ROOOOOOOWL. Just because I am missing some parts, don't think that I still don't wanna hump. Humping is good!

We FINALLY went into the vet's. I made sure I peed before I went in. Then, I met a sassy Bichon.....ROOOOOOOWL. Good sniffin' there. I am certainly feeling better. Soon, they called my name, and I went to see Dr. Melissa and Dr. Elie.
I was so excited, I threw up a little bit. My Lisa was a little embarrassed, but I didn't care.

They took me away from my Lisa for a few minutes to weigh me and take my heart rate and temperature. Do you KNOW how they do that? It's bad. Very, very bad. But, I showed them! When I went back to see my Lisa in the exam room with Dr. Elie, I pooped on the floor! Yes I did! My Lisa laughed and asked if they needed a poop sample. I was a triple dooper pooper!

Then Dr. Elie said that I have a parasitic infection on my snout and leg. Yuck! Usually my dogness can fight it off, but since I am on certain meds, it is making it harder for my dogness to fight it off. But my tummy is GREAT. I get special dry food now! I am gonna miss the Tuner and Taters, though.

When we were done, my Lisa paid the bill. She nearly fell over when she heard how much it was going to be. But, I made sure that I was sitting really, really cutely, and doing the head tilt (she can never resist the head tilt). My Lisa kneeled down and whispered in my ear, "I love you, my Gus Dog. I am happy that you are feeling better."

Then, I met a saucy Pug bitch in the waiting room. I tried to mount her, and she SPURNED me!!!!! Can you believe it? I think I am losing my touch. :(

Well, Internet People, I have a BIG weekend ahead of me. I hope everybody is OK in Internet Land!

Tuner scented dog kisses,
Gus the Wonderdog

Posted by Lisa at September 10, 2004 02:56 PM

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