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September 26, 2004
My People HATE Me!
DO YOU SEE THIS?? Internet People, do you see what my Lisa DID TO ME???
I am horrified. You know, critters feel shame. I had to hang my head when I met Scooter the Big Yellow Dog on my walkie.
AND they are calling me "Sock Head."
So, I have this little skin problem. I am sooooooooo itchy! You have no idea. It feels oh so very good to scratch my chin and neck. My Lisa said I was scratching too much! But it felt so good! My chin and neck started to bleed. Then I got the Head Sock. My people are clever. They made it out of a knee brace and lined it with gauze. They change the gauze everyday, and smear some COLD stuff on there. I hate that too!
I have been getting back at my people, though. Heh heh heh. They were doing that thing on their bed that makes me hide, and I farted! Under the bed! Yes I did!
Whoopsie, my Alpha Male is cutting the lawn, and I MUST go supervise. Bye Internet People!
Love and sloppy dog kissies,
Gus the Wonderdog, aka Sock Head
Posted by Lisa at September 26, 2004 05:07 PM
Comments
Oh...oh my. That look says it all. Sort of like Sopia Loren in a kerchief....
Posted by: jo at September 27, 2004 11:37 AM
Awww!! Poor Gus! Well - it's at least better than that space - collar thing I had to put on my dog after she was fixed.
Posted by: Snidget at September 27, 2004 08:36 PM
Hey Gus-
I can understand your mortification. But on the bright side, you are such a lucky dog to have people who love you so much and are SO creative in helping you to feel better--and isn't it nice to have an excuse for tooting underneath the bed?
Posted by: Melissa at September 28, 2004 08:55 AM
What a cutie! Hey Gus, that's how the cool guys are wearing 'em in the city these days. Strut like you're the top dog, man. :-)
Posted by: Leslee at September 29, 2004 08:21 AM
Way to go Gus! What a mood killer...and DOG farts...that's the worst! Unless it was really your Alpha Male and he just blamed it on you. (Happens all the time, they never want to take credit.)
Posted by: Faith at September 29, 2004 11:30 AM
Your people must really love you, Gus, to put you through such pain. I mean, it's one thing to make you wear that in the house, but OUTSIDE! That's just outrageous.
I love your pictures, by the way. You're quite a cutie. Maybe when we meet you can sniff me.
Posted by: Noneya at September 30, 2004 11:07 AM